Lee Kuan Yew for President ?


From: wiseguy
Subject: Re: Oh, No, Lee Kuan Yew, the President!!!
On May 15, 4:35 pm, beni wrote:
> Just heard from the grape vine that Lee Kuan Yew will fix the coming
> Presidential Election in such a way that he will be elected as the
> President.

> Oh, Shit! Worst nightmare. Singaporeans are fucked for good this time.
> From the frying pan into the fire.

LOL!!! At 88 years old, and SEEN to be in need of physical assistance,
the old man may turned out tol be our 3rd President to die in office.
His Presidency may even be the shortest, who knows?

In the meantime, his crown prince will face another backlash from the
peasants, in the form of another 8% percentage drop in votes in 2016.
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From: Superbee
Date: Mon, 16 May 2011 02:08:00 -0700 (PDT)

Actually, this is the best solution.

When he becomes the President, he will hold the second key to the
reserves. Then he will bring it along to his grave for safe keeping.
That way, no one will be able to touch the reserves and it will be
safe.

This fulfills his pledge that even when he dies, he will "rise up" to
defend what he had built up over the years. PM Lee is so right to say
that MM is MM, he will never change.

4 comments:

  1. It will then be the beginning of your worst nightmare!

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  2. I will definitely vote for him to be my next President as I think he will be the best man for the post. He may not be young but he is very honest,hardworking and very experienced and well versed in politics. He is the man to safeguard Singapore in all aspects. We can all depend on him for safety,security and progress in future Singapore.

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  3. Lee Kuan Yew,the new President and Goh Chok Tong,the Vice President is expected.

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  4. "When he becomes the President, he will hold the second key to the reserves. Then he will bring it along to his grave for safe keeping.
    That way, no one will be able to touch the reserves and it will be safe." ...doesn't make sense...
    aka
    You keep saving money into your mom's bank account for rainy days but she died long ago.

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